Report 048 - [Accidental Video]

[followstheflame]

[The PCD turns on to show Riza in bed. With Roy. Which, until some hours ago, is a normal sight in the city. Except, it is current time and this is...quite a scandalous sight.

And then, she stirs!]

Mm...Spike...

[It’s the noise that wakes him. Without a second thought he tugs that warm body closer, a hand gently sliding down from his bed partner’s waist and lower, suddenly stopping when he really registers the words... the voice.]

Hawkeye?

[Wait. Wait. Riza sits up quickly and shows just how naked she is. Also not much of a surprise to anyone who had half a clue before this week.

But again. It’s this week.

And this is just wrong. Riza notices her nakedness and pulls the sheet to her chest, covering up as best as she can before-]

What the hell is this?!

What are you talking about what is this!? Lieutenant, you’re in my bed. Get the hell out before I find my gloves.

[HUFF. Riza looks around and - AHA! - finds her gun on the bedside table, though why it’s there, she has no clue, and grabs it.]

I don’t know what is going on, but we will not speak of this again. Understood?

I would want to speak of such a thing, because? Just get out.

I intend to.

[She slips out of bed and kneels beside it, hiding herself from view. And then realizes her clothes are on the other side of the bed. Oh, damnit.]

Um...throw me my clothes, first.

[Roy however already has his eyes closed, and a hand firmly over his face, pouting.]

Get them yourself, Hawkeye. Like I’d want to--- just hurry up!

[Oh, men are so infuriating sometimes! Riza yanks the sheet out in retaliation, wrapping it around herself as she rounds the be to retrieve her clothing.]

[Well, that’s just low. He yelps at the sudden lack of coverage, and tries his best to preserve his dignity, keeping his eyes covered.]

Goddamnit, Hawkeye. I’ve got my eyes closed!

You may, but that damn device doesn’t.

[Oh yeah. She notices that little red light.]

What? WELL TURN IT OFF THEN!

[He doesn’t bother to keep his eyes closed, especially if she’s covered. With one hand... covering himself, he reaches over, shutting off Riza’s PCD.]


[ooc: Riza is burgundy and Roy is blue.]

Comments

[Moar Offline]

[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

There, I've turned it off. The world doesn't have to see your back!

[Offline]

[followstheflame]

I don't want it to see any part of me. And you shouldn't see any part of me, either.

[Quickly getting dressed.]

Now. How did I get here? Because I definitely don't sleep around.

[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

You think I want it to see that, either!?

[Still covering his eyes. FOREVER.]

Just what are you implying?

[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Hi there~! Have some chuckling.]}

[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

[GOD DAMN YOU.]

[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Guess what? The chuckling's not stopping.]}

Good morning, dearest brother of mine~!

[Video]

[p0ker-alice.livejournal.com]

[Is that...? Her sister and her husband...? What. the shit.]

[Video]

[followstheflame]

[Oh, fuck.]

And why are you not in my spot, Faye?

[Video]

[p0ker-alice.livejournal.com]

... What are you talking about?

[Yeah, she... just woke up to that on her PCD. She has no idea where she is yet.]

[Video]

[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

[He's dressed by the time he gets to the PCD to talk to her, running his fingers through his hair.]

Faye. Where the hell are you!?

[Video]

[p0ker-alice.livejournal.com]

[... Huh?]

I'm at home. Where the hell are you?

[No, she... doesn't know.]

Re: [Video]

[realfolkinblue.livejournal.com]

[Spike wakes up and looks over, more than slightly disturbed by who he sees next to him.]

Faye?
.. What--!

[Video]

[dreams-are-mine.livejournal.com]

People seem to be in the romantic mood lately.

[Video]

[followstheflame]

Confusion is hardly romantic.

Sorry I'm late! Been at work ALL DAY. U_U [Video]

[realfolkinblue.livejournal.com]

Riza? What's going on?

[Video] No worries, bb~

[followstheflame]

[She's dressed by now and leaving the house because what, just...what.]

I have no idea.

[video]

[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

...I give it an eight out of ten.

[video]

[followstheflame]

[She's...secretly a little flattered.]

You shouldn't be watching things like that.

[bunny_flower]

Hawkeye-san ? Mustang-san ?

[Video]

[followstheflame]

It's all a misunderstanding.

[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

[Flustered!]

Ah, Unohana! You're well I trust?!

[golden_hawke]

-=Baffled.=-

I will never understand this silly human need for marriage.

[Video]

[followstheflame]

Humans need order in their life. I think that is the simplest explanation.

[spazzydaddy.livejournal.com]

Who does big bro need to destroy? [Completely. Serious. Look.]

[Video]

[followstheflame]

[Back at Spike's place, now.]

No one, Maes, it was a mix-up, that's all.