Riza Hawkeye (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
followstheflame) wrote2011-09-30 07:29 am
followstheflame) wrote2011-09-30 07:29 am
Report 062 - [Video]
[The feed is turned on to show Riza, which isn't anything out of the ordinary, of course.
Except that she is wearing a tight, black shirt.
Good morning cleavage.]
So, it's morning and mornings tend to be horrible, but it's Friday and that has to count for something, right? Right. But that's not the point here.
I have an announcement to make.
[DRAMATIC PAUSE.
And then Riza grins.]
My boobs are amazing today! And yeah, whatever, some of you won't care, but really. Today is a good boob day. They're just so...so...perky! You don't get that on just any day.
[Yep, studying that cleavage now. Damn, she's hot. She thinks so today, anyway.]
But yes, carry on. Go back to your regularly scheduled lives. And I hope all you ladies have good boob days, too.
Except that she is wearing a tight, black shirt.
Good morning cleavage.]
So, it's morning and mornings tend to be horrible, but it's Friday and that has to count for something, right? Right. But that's not the point here.
I have an announcement to make.
[DRAMATIC PAUSE.
And then Riza grins.]
My boobs are amazing today! And yeah, whatever, some of you won't care, but really. Today is a good boob day. They're just so...so...perky! You don't get that on just any day.
[Yep, studying that cleavage now. Damn, she's hot. She thinks so today, anyway.]
But yes, carry on. Go back to your regularly scheduled lives. And I hope all you ladies have good boob days, too.
[Voice]
So you're saying they have bad days too, right?
[Voice]
Well, except that they're not hair, obviously.
[Voice]