Report 062 - [Video]

[followstheflame]

[The feed is turned on to show Riza, which isn't anything out of the ordinary, of course.

Except that she is wearing a tight, black shirt.

Good morning cleavage.]

So, it's morning and mornings tend to be horrible, but it's Friday and that has to count for something, right? Right. But that's not the point here.

I have an announcement to make.

[DRAMATIC PAUSE.

And then Riza grins.]

My boobs are amazing today! And yeah, whatever, some of you won't care, but really. Today is a good boob day. They're just so...so...perky! You don't get that on just any day.

[Yep, studying that cleavage now. Damn, she's hot. She thinks so today, anyway.]

But yes, carry on. Go back to your regularly scheduled lives. And I hope all you ladies have good boob days, too.

Comments

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[golden_hawke]

-=Oh, he knows by now that this is some event by the Animus. But he just can't help it.=-

They have always been lovely, Riza!

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[followstheflame]

[Someone agrees! And it's Hawke...which is kind of weird, but she will be an optimist!]

I'm glad you think so! It's hard work keeping them up to par.

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[golden_hawke]

-=Hawke loves all boobs, shush.... Women have to work on their boobs?=-

You do? How do you have to work to keep them ... 'up to par?'

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[supermistfrog.livejournal.com]

Booooooooooobs!~

[Just. appreciating over here.]

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[followstheflame]

Indeed.

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[supermistfrog.livejournal.com]

They're so nice, beautiful and round~

Congratulations on your perfect boob day!

Y U DO DIS, ROSE

[argentimperator.livejournal.com]

[Because event!Sephiroth can't not respond to this.]

It's a very good boob day. They look fantastic.

TO LOVE YOU or something

[followstheflame]

Thank you. Maybe this is a sign that today is going to be good.

</3 only not.

[argentimperator.livejournal.com]

I'm sure a lady as lovely as you deserves nothing else. If there's anything I can do to help your day live up to your assets...

[video] | what is this, Jesse doesn't even -

[a-london-goth.livejournal.com]

...Good...boob days?

[ She can't help but start laughing over the PCD at this. ]

[video] I should not be allowed to post after lack of sleep XD

[followstheflame]

Don't tell me you haven't experienced it?

[magicxmarker.livejournal.com]

God damn, I agree with you.

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[followstheflame]

Hm. I'm glad.

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[magicxmarker.livejournal.com]

So.

Any chance of seeing how magnificent they look without the shirt on?

[Event week, what do?]

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[realfolkinblue.livejournal.com]

I thought your boobs were always amazing, Riza.

[/also affected by the event.]

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[followstheflame]

I would certainly hope so, Spike. I hope you don't miss them too much.

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[realfolkinblue.livejournal.com]

Every once in a while.

[Faye has a great set of boobs as well.]

[saintedsinner]

-=Voice quiet and a little squeaky, eyes wide as saucers and stuttering a go.=-

W-what are you doing, Lieutenant?

voice;

[grandvision.livejournal.com]

Close your eyes and look away, Fullmetal. This is not a sight for children.


[brb being jealous]

voice;

[saintedsinner]

I'M NOT A CHILD, YOU BASTARD!

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[followstheflame]

Appreciating my assets.

[Voice]

[reflectivedawn.livejournal.com]

[He just. Can not even.]

So you're saying they have bad days too, right?

[Voice]

[followstheflame]

They do. People have bad hair days, right? Boobs are no different.

Well, except that they're not hair, obviously.

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[the13tharcana.livejournal.com]

You look stunning, miss!~
And why just today? I'm sure you look as beautiful everyday~

[Video] MY BRAIN

[idkmybffluke.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah they are. You want to go out for a drink?