Report 062 - [Video]

[followstheflame]

[The feed is turned on to show Riza, which isn't anything out of the ordinary, of course.

Except that she is wearing a tight, black shirt.

Good morning cleavage.]

So, it's morning and mornings tend to be horrible, but it's Friday and that has to count for something, right? Right. But that's not the point here.

I have an announcement to make.

[DRAMATIC PAUSE.

And then Riza grins.]

My boobs are amazing today! And yeah, whatever, some of you won't care, but really. Today is a good boob day. They're just so...so...perky! You don't get that on just any day.

[Yep, studying that cleavage now. Damn, she's hot. She thinks so today, anyway.]

But yes, carry on. Go back to your regularly scheduled lives. And I hope all you ladies have good boob days, too.

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[followstheflame]

[Someone agrees! And it's Hawke...which is kind of weird, but she will be an optimist!]

I'm glad you think so! It's hard work keeping them up to par.

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[golden_hawke]

-=Hawke loves all boobs, shush.... Women have to work on their boobs?=-

You do? How do you have to work to keep them ... 'up to par?'

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[followstheflame]

They need support or else they're not very impressive at all. Then again, there is some luck involved. Some days are just better than others.

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[golden_hawke]

Support? -=None of the mountain women use support. And there's a puppy head tilt in the other direction.=-

The shirt is support then?

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[followstheflame]

A bra. It's like...I suppose you've never seen a corset before?

But anyway, we wear it under our shirt.

[She's giving him an education! Like a good sister.]

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[golden_hawke]

-=He shakes his head. He's seen a corset on Juliet, but he doesn't know the word=- I do not think so, no.

But why? They are beautiful no matter what. -=perks=- And useful!

-=The education is very appreciated=-

video/offline for Riza; OUTTA THE CAR YOU'RE BEING THREADJACKED

[grandvision.livejournal.com]

Please don't encourage her.


[Roy's just sulking because he can't see them. TEMPTATION TO USE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE RISING.]

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[golden_hawke]

-=NOT SYMPATHETIC. YOU GET TO TOUCH THEM, ROY=-

You should tell your woman that her boobs -=Yep. He'll use the slang=- are beautiful and perky no matter what.

You really should be supporting them. Not some cloth.

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[followstheflame]

[Oh, boys, boys...]

He hasn't supported them in so long, Hawke.

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[golden_hawke]

-=There's a gasp. What?!=-

he should be shamed! They deserve all the support!

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[followstheflame]

Yep.

[And she cups her boobs and pushes them up, making her cleavage that much more awesome.]

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[golden_hawke]

-=Damn that Roy. He should be there. Fluffing and fondling and all that wonderful stuff you do with wonderful boobs. Hawke snorts=-

I will support them for you.

-=Only, not really. Because at the end of this week, Riza's going to be mortified.=-

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[grandvision.livejournal.com]

[can be heard faintly through Riza's PCD]

NO YOU WON'T.

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[golden_hawke]

-=AND HERE IS A SMIRK AS HE CONTINUES AS IF HE NEVER HEARD ROY.=-

I will make certain that you are carried well should you ever need capable hands, sister.

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[grandvision.livejournal.com]

What kind of sibling are you?

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[followstheflame]

[BRB, just going to watch this and giggle.]

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[grandvision.livejournal.com]

[WOULD GLARE AT YOU IF HE KNEW WHAT DIRECTION TO GLARE fuck woman what you do to him]

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[golden_hawke]

-=Puffs up. His honor has been tainted! pfft=-

I am a very kind and giving one! I will do anything that my sister wishes of me.

-=Small smirk=-

Anything.

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[followstheflame]

[LOUDER GIGGLING.]

Oh God, Hawke, you're awful!

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[golden_hawke]

-=A throaty purr. He'll play it up!=-

You have not seen how awful I can be.

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[grandvision.livejournal.com]

[GROANS]

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[followstheflame]

So awful.