followstheflame: (For once the clouds have cleared)
Riza Hawkeye ([personal profile] followstheflame) wrote2011-09-30 07:29 am

Report 062 - [Video]

[The feed is turned on to show Riza, which isn't anything out of the ordinary, of course.

Except that she is wearing a tight, black shirt.

Good morning cleavage.]


So, it's morning and mornings tend to be horrible, but it's Friday and that has to count for something, right? Right. But that's not the point here.

I have an announcement to make.

[DRAMATIC PAUSE.

And then Riza grins.]


My boobs are amazing today! And yeah, whatever, some of you won't care, but really. Today is a good boob day. They're just so...so...perky! You don't get that on just any day.

[Yep, studying that cleavage now. Damn, she's hot. She thinks so today, anyway.]

But yes, carry on. Go back to your regularly scheduled lives. And I hope all you ladies have good boob days, too.

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[identity profile] grandvision.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Midgets probably shouldn't watch either. It must be so painful to see something you're too short to touch.
saintedsinner: (fan flirt)

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[personal profile] saintedsinner 2011-10-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have to touch them to see them. -=Right back at you, Mustang=-

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[identity profile] grandvision.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
..........................don't do anything she'll have to shoot you for.
saintedsinner: (pfft)

voice;

[personal profile] saintedsinner 2011-10-01 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
You think I'm crazy?
saintedsinner: (the missed window of opportunity)

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[personal profile] saintedsinner 2011-10-01 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
-=A long silence. Then.=-

... Whatever.

-=And that grants Mustang a sudden shut off from the feed.=-