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Riza Hawkeye ([personal profile] followstheflame) wrote2011-09-30 07:29 am

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[The feed is turned on to show Riza, which isn't anything out of the ordinary, of course.

Except that she is wearing a tight, black shirt.

Good morning cleavage.]


So, it's morning and mornings tend to be horrible, but it's Friday and that has to count for something, right? Right. But that's not the point here.

I have an announcement to make.

[DRAMATIC PAUSE.

And then Riza grins.]


My boobs are amazing today! And yeah, whatever, some of you won't care, but really. Today is a good boob day. They're just so...so...perky! You don't get that on just any day.

[Yep, studying that cleavage now. Damn, she's hot. She thinks so today, anyway.]

But yes, carry on. Go back to your regularly scheduled lives. And I hope all you ladies have good boob days, too.

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[identity profile] grandvision.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[can be heard faintly through Riza's PCD]

NO YOU WON'T.
golden_hawke: (I have no poker face)

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[personal profile] golden_hawke 2011-10-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
-=AND HERE IS A SMIRK AS HE CONTINUES AS IF HE NEVER HEARD ROY.=-

I will make certain that you are carried well should you ever need capable hands, sister.

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[identity profile] grandvision.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of sibling are you?

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[identity profile] grandvision.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[WOULD GLARE AT YOU IF HE KNEW WHAT DIRECTION TO GLARE fuck woman what you do to him]
golden_hawke: (baby it's hot outside)

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[personal profile] golden_hawke 2011-10-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
-=Puffs up. His honor has been tainted! pfft=-

I am a very kind and giving one! I will do anything that my sister wishes of me.

-=Small smirk=-

Anything.
golden_hawke: (smex)

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[personal profile] golden_hawke 2011-10-01 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
-=A throaty purr. He'll play it up!=-

You have not seen how awful I can be.